Plant Reassurance
This is all the reassurance every girl needs. This is including every plant girlfriend out there. What better reassurance could a boyfriend possibly give. Every girl plant needs to be reminded once in a while that he won’t randomly up and “leaf” her behind. One would argue that of course, a plant boyfriend could promise such, he is literally rooted to the ground!
How beautiful would it be, if the same applied to every human boyfriend? Although many human boyfriends use this same line, not many of them remain true to their word. Their ability to stay rooted in their place like a plant is non-existent. That’s of course due to their ownership of legs.