Growing A Pear
Well, seasons come and go; spring, summer, fall, and winter. They come and go in that order year in and year out. A disastrous harvest this year has your neighbor worried about planting an apple tree. Like a good neighbor, you have to offer some advice. Perhaps it’s time to dig into your dad’s joke folder to help out.
What better advice than letting him know he has to “Grow a pear”. If anything let’s hope he catches onto the joke because there is some ambiguity to that statement. While it may seem like a harmless joke you might just find yourself beat up on your front porch.