Trunk Texting
Ahhhh we finally get to learn about one toxic trait in plants. It looks like alcohol unleashes even the worst in trees. Next time you feel bad about drunk texting your ex remember trees do the same. This piece of information is obvious but in some cases, relationships don’t work out because the ex is toxic.
Guess what else is toxic? An ax. And, to whom in particular? A tree. Wow, it feels like I’ve just solved a mystery! Trunk texting an ax is anything but a good idea for a tree. It’s a life-threatening mistake but I guess just like people, trees learn the hard way!