Root Beer
I’m not sure if “root beer” is cut out to do the job here. But, after all, dad jokes are just one big troll statement. Beer is sure to get anybody and anything drunk. That’s not true but for the purposes of this joke, we pretend it can.
We also pretend trees have a nervous system that can be heavily impacted by alcohol consumption. However, it’s interesting to know that alcohol stresses plants. Pouring about 10% of alcohol on a plant will stunt its growth. 25% or more alcohol will kill the plant. Vodka on the other hand has been found to make flowers last longer!