Plant-Based Beef
This is one joke that would be sure to have the plant kingdom in hysterics! However, when you are the source of food and contention between two vegans, perhaps, there isn’t any reason to laugh. You only have to endure excruciating anxiety, wondering when your turn to get eaten is. Well, that’s if you’re an edible plant.
The rest of the plant kingdom has nothing to worry about. All you’ve got to do is sit back and enjoy some “plant-based beef”. A fight and disagreement named after your kind and the kind that vegans don’t eat – BEEF! Look, the irony is all in the name.