Polypore fungi
This thing loots utterly disgusting. The liquid oozing out of every pore is more than enough to deter somebody from nopeing out of there. It looked like a fungus, but this Redditor wanted clear answers, which is what other users provided.
Someone who has dabbled in botany confirmed that this blob was indeed a fungus, or polypore fungus to be exact. These fungi are known to release moisture that looks eerily similar to sweat or tears. It’s unknown whether this particular fungus is poisonous, but most of them aren’t. That said, we don’t think anybody would want to chew on this fungus for obvious reasons.