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Let’s get back to the subject of college. Colle professors are supposed to be highly intellectual people who conduct research and get their papers published in peer-reviewed journals. Then there are college professors who look like they couldn’t care less about teaching, researching, or being at work.
And then we have this guy, who takes his work pretty seriously. How seriously, you ask? So seriously that his shirt reads Everything I say WILL be on the Exam. To all the students attending this guy’s classes, we feel sorry for you. For some reason, we don’t think this gentleman is trolling.