He’s a Licker
Oh, awesome! This guy’s dad ordered a pizza for him from across the country! What a kind, thoughtful, incredibly caring dad. Most dads would’ve forgotten that we existed the moment we stepped foot out of the door for college. And those that do remember only remember when mom brings it up.
As kind as this gesture was, the additional note for the delivery man seems totally out of the ordinary. “Don’t let him lick you?” This seems so left field that the delivery man was probably unsure whether the dad was trolling or being honest. Both options would seem reasonable from their standpoint.