#Should’veBeenMoreSpecific
When you tell the cake maker to write “Nothing” on your cake, you shouldn’t be surprised when they take your instructions literally. That’s what happened to this fellow, who asked for nothing and got nothing in return. Or, to be more specific, they actually got something in return, which wasn’t what they asked for.
However, who in their right mind would eat a birthday cake without any writing on it? Unless you weren’t planning a birthday party and were actually going to eat the entire thing on your own. No judgment, OP, we’ve all been there. At least, we think everyone’s had an eat-an-entire-cake-on-your-own feeling at one point.