Stay Hydrated, Bros
Even though your parents don’t really care about you after you go off to college, they still want what’s sort of best for you. For instance, they’ll tell you to focus on your studies, don’t get anyone pregnant, and don’t drink liquor. However, the OP’s mother was a bit lenient on her no-liquor rule. She even gave him a specialized cup…
…with holes all over its sides. So, yeah, OP, no drinking until you’re of legal age. And even then, you shouldn’t drink unless you feel like streaking across campus completely nude in the wintertime. Don’t do this; there are too many cameras everywhere.