Voice-Activated Copier
It’s pretty awesome that Xerox releases firmware updates for their older copier models. The OP installed Linguistic Module 4.01 on the office copier and informed everyone that you don’t have to press any buttons to operate it. Just mention a few keywords, and the printer will do everything you want it to.
The OP was probably stifling their laughter while sitting in the cubicle next to the printer. We imagine it would’ve become increasingly more difficult to keep their laughter in when their coworkers would shout and enunciate their words to a deaf copying machine. The machine is still in learning mode, after all.