Technically, Not a Lie
Your spouse is supposed to be the one person in this world you can trust with all your heart. For the most part, this is true. You could leave your possessions with him or her and not worry about them taking them from you. When your wife or husband prepares a meal for you, odds are they probably didn’t poison it.
But this guy’s wife thought it would be a good idea to prank on him for breakfast. She enticed him with the notion of there being french toast in the pan downstairs, but when the OP came to see the stack of delicious, golden-brown, custardy toast, they were left sorely disappointed when they saw two bits of French Toast Crunch. And there’s not even any milk!