A *Real* Doctor
It can get a little confusing when people classify themselves as doctors when they have a Ph.D. in a certain field that has nothing to do with the medical world. We get it, technically you have the qualification to call yourself a doctor, but let’s not go confusing everyone about your capabilities, shall we?
We have never been in a situation like this, but we would imagine that when someone calls for a doctor in a public space they generally need the assistance of a medical professional, not someone that just finished their thesis on the intricacies of statistics and mathematics.