The one with the fake cake
The wedding cake is often the aesthetically pleasing focal point of the wedding reception. So when your wedding cake is missing or, worse, straight up destroyed, there’s only one way to solve the problem.
Piece together a bunch of styrofoam with icing and hope that no one will notice, of course! We have to give them an A for effort and commend them for thinking on the fly! At least Costco cake tastes good, and they didn’t try to feed everyone styrofoam.