Can You Ducking Stop?
If you live anywhere around ducks, you’re familiar with what it’s like to traverse a minefield of bird turds when you have to have to cross their path, so we are we really that mad at this Karen for feeling nervous about Ducks potentially using her lawn as their porta-potty?
It seems like she walked an awful long way to warn a kid out of feeding the ducks. What she doesn’t know is that duck poop is an excellent fertilizer. It has the perfect mixture of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium to help plants grow strong, green, and healthy. We just wish it didn’t stink and look so nasty.