There’s No Secret Menu Here
Secret menus are a fun way for restaurants to serve up unique dishes while keeping them on the down low and letting their biggest fans feel special for being in the know. While it’s an entertaining trend, not every restaurant has a secret menu, and not every kitchen is prepared to accommodate tweaks to your order, much less make random dishes on demand.
I was a severely picky kid who has grown into a mildly less fussy adult, so I know the struggle. The solution is to dine somewhere serving food you like or pick out the stuff that doesn’t jive with your taste buds rather than try to burden the staff behind a fast food counter with the responsibility of letting you “starve.” What did this Karen think she would accomplish with that comment?