Fly Me Away
Do you think that your mom has skills? This mom got her pilots license back in the seventies. Can your mom fly a plane? My mom has never even been on a plane. How awesome would it be to have your mom be able to fly your family places? It would make family trips so much faster and way cooler.
Plus it would cut down on the number of times someone asks if you are there yet. The last thing you would want is to have your mom get upset, turn the plane around and go home. Although even a story like that would be way more impressive than the majority of peoples vacation stories. It sure beats any of mine.