Green belt, yellow pantleg
If you’re an expert at Karate or Tae Kwon Do, please remember to take many selfies in your uniform and post them on social media. At the very least, people will know that you’re not someone to mess with. Nobody wants to risk getting Karate-chopped in the throat.
Also, when taking your selfies, make sure that your pet isn’t in the frame. Or, better yet, make sure your pet already went to the bathroom before allowing it near your pantleg. Just ask the woman in this picture. She can vouch for everything we said. This picture was taken a few seconds before disaster leaked onto her leg.