Don’t talk to me about fashion unless you’re this woman
If you don’t dress like this woman, don’t even talk to us. We’re on completely different levels when it comes to fashion sense. This woman, who you can see walking in public while sporting a tree-shaped hairdo, is what we should all aspire to be. Don’t let society dictate how you look.
But to be honest, her platform shoes are a bit too much. Did she really need four-inch platform shoes to look tall? You’d think that the six-foot tree growing out of her head would do the trick, but nope. What’s even weirder is how people aren’t staring at her. Meh, they’ve probably seen stranger things.