Why girls live longer than boys
There are several reasons why women, on average, live longer than men. There are more male smokers in the world than there are women. Men tend to work in life-threatening fields. Also, men will do crazy stunts like this just for poops and giggles.
The guy with the golf club is laughing so uncontrollably that it’d be amazing if he could hit the ball in one stroke. However, we’ve seen how unstable amateur golfers can be. The best anyone could hope for is that the ball doesn’t get lodged so deep that the doctors can’t extract it. RIP to this guy’s jeans.