Always on my mind
What do you do when your wife is 9 months pregnant? You could be at her beck and call, car keys in hand, and ready to go to the hospital at a moment’s notice. Or you can do what this man did and go to a baseball game and enjoy your final moments of child-less freedom. You decide.
While this guy was pretty much asking for a beatdown later on, it’s nice that his wife was always on his mind. But if she calls and says her water broke, it’s not like you can leave the game midway through, right? At least not before the hotdog guy comes around.