Just Let the Seeds Drop
Spitting out watermelon seeds is A-okay if you’re eating the deliciously moist fruit outside. However, if you’re eating watermelon in front of your computer, you can’t just spit the seeds out wherever you want! Someone has to clean the floor, you know.
However, what you can do is loop the handles of a plastic bag around your ears to create a watermelon-seed-capturing device. When you accidentally bite into an annoying brown seed, simply spit it out or let it dribble down your chin while you let your bottom jaw hang. This device combines two of our favorite pastimes—eating watermelon and watching TV with a slack jaw.