No Assembly Required
Ah, Christmas. There’s nothing like going on in the frigid cold and choosing a poor pine tree to take home with you. You and your family get to decorate the corpse of an innocent tree before tossing it out and clogging our landfills with them. Or you could get a plastic tree, but those things require some assembly.
Normally, they require assembly, but if you’re like this guy, then you’d be content with just leaving the plastic tree in its box and decorating it. ‘Tis the season of togetherness, not of putting pretty ornaments on a tree, right?