This Is Going to Take a While
They say that you never see anyone abusing firefighters because they actually do their jobs. Well, do you know what their jobs entail? Running into burning buildings, rescuing people and pets, putting their lives at risk to ensure the housefire doesn’t spread, and so on.
Well, if you’re fighting a fire with no risk of spreading, why not pull up a chair while you’re at it? It’s not like the fire is going anywhere, and you get to aim your hose at the fire without standing up all day. What is it about standing that people are so vehemently against?