Just Hack Off Your Toes!
All of the women out there can attest to how troublesome it is to polish their toenails. You have to separate your toes, make sure the nail polish doesn’t get everywhere and wait for it to cure. Then, when everything is said and done, only two of your nails pop out the front of your heels.
Why paint all five toenails when two of them will do? This woman discovered that she could look just as classy while also reducing her prep time by more than half (two toes out of five per foot). Alternatively, you can wear Crocs. People will be too busy judging your footwear to notice your improperly painted toenails.