Icecreamists
Beware of Icecreamists. These are people who have no regard for the environment. All they think about is where their next ice cream cone is coming from. They don’t care about global warming or the size of a cow’s carbon footprint. All they want is the flavor of the month.
They linger in the shadows of Cold Stone creameries and scurry like rats in the alley behind Baskin Robbins. Globalists may try to silence them but Icecreamists just scream for more ice cream.