29+ of the Less Smart People Ever to Grace the Internet With Their Presence

People often have their individual preferences regarding children, but one of the wonders of childbirth is that it’s not something you can control—unless you have a substantial sum of money and a scientist at your disposal.

This particular individual expresses a desire for their first child to be a boy, but due to a spelling error, it appears as if they wish for their initial offspring to be delivered by mail. Whether the United States Postal Service can accommodate such a request is, of course, highly questionable.