The Sour Patch Totem Pole
Gummies naturally stick to each other. That’s the gummy way, and if you don’t like it, then find some other snack to munch on. This fan of Sour Patch Kids purchased a tiny pouch, not expecting to find an abomination of stacked sour gummies in totem pole fashion. A surprise, but a welcome one nonetheless.
As you can imagine, the gummy freak of nature tasted just like regular Sour Patch Kids. An entire pouch can be done away with in one or two quick gulps, as was what happened with this deformed treat. It’ll be another two millenniums before we come across another one of these again.