Can I Be of Assistance?
Do you know what the worst feeling in the world is? Being around someone who’s crying their heart out. What do you do in that situation? Do you pat them on the head and say, “There, there?” Or do you offer them some toothpaste you just happened to have in your pocket?
The latter is the more ridiculous option, but it’ll definitely change the mood. That’s why you should keep an emergency tube of toothpaste on you at all times. You never know when someone’s going to cry their eyes out and need some minty-fresh comforting.