Expectations vs. Reality
Reality is a cruel mistress. When you purchase an outfit online, you think you’re going to be the coolest cat in school the next day. When the package finally arrives, it’s actually several sizes too big for you. Except for the sleeves. Basically, if you think you’re going to look good in it, you’re not.
We don’t know why that is. The clothes you buy look good on other people, so they should look good on you, too, right? Well, that’s assuming you don’t buy your stuff on Wish or Alibaba. If you want to be safe, just sport the Simon Cowell look—same cotton t-shirt, same blue jeans.