Time Traveler
Regardless of what time you get out of bed, you’re always going to end up late. We’ve tried waking up at 5 AM, but then we fell asleep and wound up late for work. And sometimes, it’s not even our fault! You hit every traffic light, ambulances make their way down the roads, and you just happened to end up at the back of a funeral procession.
The only way you can get to work on time is if you invent a time machine. However, it’s probably going to take you dozens of years before you get the formulas correct. Luckily, your time machine will work, so you can go back in time to stop yourself from wasting your time in building a time machine.