How Long in the Microwave?
No matter how many lonely nights you have eating frozen dinners in your apartment, it’s impossible to know how long the frozen dinner has to stay in the microwave. However, that doesn’t mean you keep the box with the instructions on hand. You toss it out the moment you unbox your sad Salisbury steak.
It’s only after you try to input the cooking time into the microwave that you don’t know how long to set it to. So, back to the garbage you go, and you’ll have to handle the box daintily so as to not get any garbage juice on your fingers.