The First 3 Letters of Diet
Some people, typically those who set unachievable New Years’ Resolutions, will stuff their fridge with all sorts of healthy food. We’re talking kale, spinach, Brussel sprouts, and broccoli—all the stuff you hated as a kid but actually taste good. The only problem is that they’re nowhere near Big Macs flavor-wise.
So, what do you do when you’ve spent all your money on healthy groceries? Prepare a healthy dinner? Yeah, right. You get your buddy to Venmo you a couple of bucks so you can order takeout. Bonus points if you allow all of your vegetables and fruits to rot in the fridge.