Getting frontsies at Disneyland
For those of you who haven’t been to a huge amusement park like Disneyland, we’ll tell you what your day would be like. It’s 90% standing in lines and 10% complaining about how everything is overpriced. However, you can reduce your total standing-in-line time by hiring a handicapped person.
Let us finish! Said handicapped person is allowed to skip lines and get on all of the rides without waiting. The added bonus is that the person that’s accompanying them also gets to forego queues. Think of it like this: it’s a shameful act, but you’re giving someone the opportunity to enjoy amazing rides at Disneyland! It’s a win-win for everyone except the people behind you.