Low battery, hurry it up
What’s the one thing that annoys you more than anything else in the world? That’s right, receiving telephone calls on your smartphone. Why don’t people just text? Why do they have to bother us by calling our phones and inducing anxiety? Well, there’s a way out of having long conversations with grandma over the phone.
Right after you pick up, just inform the person on the other line that your phone is about to die. That way, they won’t be hurt when you hang up on them mid-sentence. Of course, they might call you at a later time. So, instead of lying to them over the phone, lie to them over text. “My phone’s speaker doesn’t work, let’s just text.”