I’m qualified!
Or maybe your biggest challenge in life isn’t going to work but rather, you’re having trouble finding a job in the first place. This is much worse than having no place to go to every day. How else are you going to fund your gaming and couch-potatoing habits? Don’t worry, a kind internet stranger found the perfect solution.
If you never get a call back from a potential employer, it’s probably because your resumé is trash. Instead of being honest, just steal the resumé from someone who’s overqualified for the position. You can learn as you go, right? If not, well, you’ll have to figure something else out.