No, I don’t understand
Whenever an application form asks you to check the “Do you understand?” box, don’t check it. Nobody will notice, and you’ll be free to do whatever you want while you’re doing whatever it is you’re doing. In Alan Turning’s case, he answered “No” when asked whether he would go to war when summoned.
While in the army, he developed into a pretty great marksman. However, when war were declared (FUTURAMA!), he was let out on a technicality. Since he didn’t understand that he could go to war when needed, the military couldn’t force him to suit up. He still went to war, and he even had a law named after him for something completely unrelated.