Getting out of work after clocking in
The bad thing about ditching work, other than the fact that you’re letting your company down, is that you might not get paid for your being absent. However, there’s a solution to this problem. Instead of ditching without a doctor’s note or with a fake flat tire, rub a ThermaCare pack on your temples.
When you get to the office, you can claim you’re sick or feeling unwell. When someone checks your temperature, they’ll feel that your forehead is radiating heat and conclude that you need bed rest as soon as possible. Or your employer will call your bluff and fire you on the spot. Try at your own risk.