Urinating with class
Forget public toilets that have years and years’ worth of grime and other unmentionable stains on them. Only the best porcelain toilets are allowed to make contact with your cheeks! If you want to use a bathroom but are afraid of contracting a million different diseases from a public restroom, just go to the nearest hotels.
When entering the hotel, nonchalantly walk into the bathroom and go about your business. Their bathrooms are always in tip-top shape, so germs are the least of your worries there. When you’re done, pick up your phone and pretend to make a call while walking out the front door. No one will suspect a thing!