I’m in a meeting
Are you the kind of person who’d rather sit in their office and browse the internet rather than work? You’re not alone. There’s at least one person who experiences the same boring office life as you, but they’ve come up with an admittedly clever way to get out of doing actual work.
They scheduled several fake meetings throughout the month on their schedule. Whenever his phone buzzed, he’d have a reason to drop whatever he was doing and watch Christmas movies until 5 PM. Use this sparingly. You might gain the reputation of being a real go-getter and have more responsibilities unloaded onto you.