The End Is Near!
Oh, wow, the last time we heard a country was messing with nuclear missiles was… a few years back, maybe? Does North Korea have nukes? If not, then disregard what we just said. Anyway, here’s a pretty interesting picture of two nukes being launched to who-knows-where.
Actually, we lied. These aren’t weapons of mass destruction at all. They’re actually Christmas trees without any ornaments. The lighting decorations beneath the pines make it look like they’re missiles, when in fact, they’re nothing but trees decorated by someone with poor Christmas spirit. Seriously, dude, finish the job. Where are the colorful balls and the star on top?