Sausage Man!
If you really want to get the freshest produce and meats, make sure you shop locally. There’s no beating the taste and texture of food that didn’t have to travel halfway across the globe before making its way to your local grocery store. And the best places with slaughter your meat right before your very eyes.
For instance, if you’re shopping at this local deli, just ask them for a pound of Sausage Man, and they’ll deliver. For real, though, it looks like someone replaced this man’s head with a piece of salted meat. It’s just strange how his coworker hasn’t reacted to the fact that a living sausage is working right beside him.