Just Wants to Go Home
After two hours of his wife shopping in Target, he had had enough. But at least he’s a nice enough husband to leave her with the car. He found a piece of cardboard and made a sign like most homeless people do when they’re begging from others on the street.
This guy began begging others for a ride home so he could just get out of there. Everybody refused. Even men who should’ve been sympathetic. Eventually, his wife found him, laughing at his clear desperation to leave. But hey, he probably knew she was a shopaholic when he married her.