Surf’s Not Up!
There aren’t too many beaches in Europe. This girl who grew up in Florida took her European boyfriend on a trip to Australia for their one-year anniversary. She was so excited to show him all of her aquatic sports skills. He, on the other hand, kept fumbling in the water.
As she glided on her surfboard, he kept going down under, as they would say in Australia. He was probably super embarrassed that he couldn’t impress his girlfriend with his lack of surfing skills, but at least she gave you a good laugh. She stated with you for a year, mate. You’re fine!