You don’t seriously believe you can pull it off, do you?
No matter how much you know about a subject or how much experience you have dealing with it, there will always be someone who thinks they know more than you do and wastes your time by explaining what you already know about it. This is true regardless of how much knowledge you have about a subject or how much experience you have dealing with it.
People who are born and raised in Arizona might have a much simpler time understanding the physical principles behind snow than people who are from Michigan. Still, the same cannot be said about people who are from Michigan.