There’s Probably a Reason Why He’s an Ex-Fiancé
This story takes place during Christmas, the second-best time of the year after Halloween (spooky scary skeletons!). At first, the party was going well. They were exchanging gifts and generally having a good time. But all hell broke loose when the OP opened her gift from her boyfriend.
He gave her a back massager, and she and her mother instantly lost it. The stepdad just stared at the gift as if the fiancé was some super-perverted freak trying to contaminate his sweet stepdaughter’s brain with his disgustingness. Worst of all, it took the slow-thinking fiancé an entire 30 seconds to realize the humungous mistake he’d made.