We Think They Don’t Like You
The parents in this story are double-crossing snakes that the OP is better off not having in his life. The story goes like this: he met the parents for the first time before he went on a first date with their daughter. They were chill and all in person, but as soon as he left, they went all super-protective-parent mode.
Not long into the first date, a cop pulls them over and almost arrests him. Apparently, the “chill” mom and dad from earlier had called the cops, telling them that the OP had kidnapped their daughter. Why couldn’t they just do what every other parent does and pull a shotgun on him at the front doorstep?