An Awkward Lunch
Look, to be completely honest, if your girlfriend comes over to your home wearing what the OP was wearing, we guarantee there’s only one thing in her mind. And no, it’s not going to church and praising the Lord. The two did what any boyfriend and girlfriend would do in their situation, but they forgot one thing: to lock the door.
And cue the dad, who comes barging in like the Kool-Aid Man through the door. He gets a good look at everything before asking them to go out to lunch. So, yeah, that must’ve been a pretty awkward couple of hours for the three of them.