Grandpas Gonna Grandpa
Even if your SO’s mom and dads are uptight, you can bet that their grandparents are going to be chill about your relationship. Before meeting the grandparents for the first time, the OP’s BF got dog slobber all over them. You see, the family had a pet dog who loved slobbering all over strangers, apparently.
Not wanting to soil the granddad’s hand with dog spit, the BF informs him that his hands have drool all over them. That’s when gramps comes up with a one-liner that probably made everyone feel awkward: “That’s ok, I’m sure you’ve had worse.” This granddad certainly knows what he’s talking about.