Who Even Says That?
Parents hate it when you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but they can’t wait to have grandkids. Which is it, old people? Do you want us to date or do you want us to abstain for the rest of our lives? Make up your mind! Or maybe keep your thoughts to yourself. We don’t want to know what’s going on in your noggins.
For some reason, this dad blurted out that his son and the OP, his GF, should start making grandkids right away because, in his words, “she’s got birthin’ hips.” Getting the full-body lookover is weird, but having your hips noticed by your SO’s dad is a lot weirder.